EXP-001 ONLINE
BROWSER OPERATING SYSTEM
CrabOS
A deeply unnecessary operating system living inside your browser. Files, apps, secrets, and zero productivity.
NODE 01 // CONNECTION UNSTABLE
WE BUILD
WEIRD THINGS
FOR THE WEB.
A growing archive of browser experiments, strange software, and ideas that probably should have stayed in the tide pool.
// useless technology since 2026
SPECIMEN NC-001
MOOD CURIOUSTHREAT ADORABLE
Definitely not sentient
— legal department
— legal department
◆ ALL SYSTEMS WEIRD◉ 3 ACTIVE EXPERIMENTS⚠ DO NOT FEED THE SERVERS⌁ SIGNAL FROM THE DEEP DETECTED
◆ ALL SYSTEMS WEIRD◉ 3 ACTIVE EXPERIMENTS⚠ DO NOT FEED THE SERVERS⌁ SIGNAL FROM THE DEEP DETECTED
// ACTIVE EXPERIMENTS
SELECT A PROJECT
Every experiment is alive, unfinished, and possibly leaking.
EXP-002⚠ UNSTABLE
EXPERIMENT ARCHIVE
The Lab
Tiny simulations, generators, visualizers, and digital specimens collected for dubious scientific purposes.
EXP-003◌ IN DEVELOPMENT
CREATURE FIRMWARE
Brucemon
A pocket monster experiment for Bruce hardware. Catch signals, train strange creatures, cause tiny electronic problems.
EXP-???NO SIGNAL
NEXT TRANSMISSION
Unknown
There is always room for one more terrible idea.
// INCOMING TRANSMISSION
THE LAB IS
ALWAYS GROWING.
New experiments emerge whenever inspiration strikes—or when a cable gets plugged into the wrong port.
SEND A STRANGE IDEA ↗SCANNING FOR
BAD IDEAS...
BAD IDEAS...